hello internet!

My name's Paul. I'm a 1st year Journalism student at Southampton Solent University, which is in Southampton. I'm from a village called Churchdown, which is in Gloucestershire and has a hill with ostriches on it and a bench. I have a girlfriend called Jemma, whom i love, and some friends kind of dotted around the place, whom i like.

I'm currently sitting in a chair in a tiny room on my own, watching inane American sitcoms, wishing I was at the pub.

And I'm possibly the most bored I've ever been.