My day

Woke up early for a saturday - about half 11.

Found out that I have about 500 pounds less than i thought i did in my account, which is a little bit worrying, so it looks like i'll be living off beans and boiled rice for the next month and entertaining myself with a cup and ball (that's not what it sounds like.)

It's been another stupefyingly boring day which I've spent half-assedly watching the Matrix on VHS, trawling the web for news on V for Vendetta, a film which has developed into a full blown unhealthy fanboy obsession, and making ever more elaborate sandwiches (triple deckers!)

I desperately need some kind of job.

But laziness has an iron grip on my soul.

hello internet!

My name's Paul. I'm a 1st year Journalism student at Southampton Solent University, which is in Southampton. I'm from a village called Churchdown, which is in Gloucestershire and has a hill with ostriches on it and a bench. I have a girlfriend called Jemma, whom i love, and some friends kind of dotted around the place, whom i like.

I'm currently sitting in a chair in a tiny room on my own, watching inane American sitcoms, wishing I was at the pub.

And I'm possibly the most bored I've ever been.